Blunt Objects Theatre

Who The Devil Are You? (The CT play) is a very short piece designed for bar-hopping in the cities and forests of the Nutmeg State with multiple shows in one night.  The script is based heavily on a silly medieval tradition that amounts to the alcoholic equivalent of Christmas Caroling.  So while the show carries undertones of, you know, feminist critique and questioning blind nationalism, it's really about having fun.  We want you to enjoy yourself for once while you drown the stresses of the holiday season, and we want you to understand that you are not alone in the madness that is soulless consumerism.  Really, there's no deeper message to it at all.  It is pretty bad-ass, as you'll see.

Benvolio Tomaiuolo (Father Christmas)  What words can be said about the great Benvolio Tomaiuolo? What words can be used to describe such bad-assery? Walrus. Penguin. Explosion. Hypotenuse. He recently directed the NYC Premiere of B.O.T.'s Apocalypse Lost. Poodles. Oodles of poodles. He asks you this: When there's nothing left to do, what do you do?

Bryan Swormstedt (Uncle Sam) is one of the most bad-ass motherfuckers you've ever seen.  He's also a nice guy on top of it all.

Jeremy Garfinkel (Terrorist / Kim Jong Il) is a person.  At least this is what he has been lead to believe by the voices that talk to him.  Jeremy most recently appeared as a fiery, illiterate lens-grinder, an island spirit with bad-ass tribal war paint, and a hired assassin with a gigantic sword.  He's also in the process of directing workshop development of Hole in the Head, a surreal freakshow about lobotomies and people with chicken heads.

Kaela Whitaker (The Princess) is not actually a 50's housewife, although she does make bad-ass oatmeal raisin cookies and apple pie.  She recently assisted directed a big gay dance party of a play and played god in a play about research monkeys, doctors, and brain patients.  

Tom Foran (The Doctor/The Devil) is the tallest member of the cast, which gives him great joy.  Height is so bad-ass.  He most recently appeared as a deranged impotent OB/GYN (Bandaid Boy workshop), a hallucinating former Republican Congressman (Abraham Lincoln's Big, Gay Dance Party) and as a PTSD-suffering, slave-owning Gulf War veteran in Blunt Objects Theatre's first production, Apocalypse Lost.